It’s SO OVER

This is my unofficial review of the Dr. Natura Colonix program I’ve been doing for the last 1.5 months.  (full review to come)  I quit!! I quit quit quit quit quit!! It’s not that I don’t think it’s working, or it’s unaffective.  I actually think it is! I think it is cleansing and not just a fluke But if I have to spend one more night waking up every hour afraid I’m going to shart in bed  I’m going to keel over from exhaustion and then wake up a raving lunatic.  Perhaps that is what I am this morning.  Newbies are supposed to do 3 months to “fully cleanse”  but I can’t purposefully live another day farty and bloaty and fearful.  We’re so done Colonix.  Done-zo…

   Now, where is my coffee…

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About Coco

Dancer, performer, cosmetologist and now first time mum. I spent my life traveling the world as a performer. Now, the next chapter is unfolding...

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